Clearance Sale

01.19.2007 by Christian

Get your clearance unofficial CBC (Cincinnati Bridal College) gear, bumper stickers, window decals, and other fine items today.  Choose from the following slogans:

Cincinnati Bridal College…

Where Skyline is Romantic; Where being married “In the eyes of God” just doesn’t cut it; Just looking; The only place to get your MRS degree; I Do; Where All Your Prayers Are Answered.

I’m sure the same situation that inspired such thoughts and slogans holds true today, but it just doesn’t fit:  Cincinnati Conception University (bad idea)…Cincinnati Consummation University (maybe worse).

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