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The Token Prayer
09.18.2007 by Christian
”American Christian culture, teach us to pray.”
Dear God,
Thank you for the weather. But please give us whatever we don’t have right now. Blah, blah, blah; Yadda, yadda , yadda. Bless everything.
Amen.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
You forgot multiple uses of the word “just” and “heal Aunt Martha’s hammer toe”.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
That was assumed in the blah blah blah.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
So what’s left for the “yadda, yadda, yadda”?
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
The American crisis prayer:
Oh God, please have mercy on me and work a miracle, my automatic pool cleaner is making a strange sound. I beg you!
Amen.
“Hey, when’s the game on?”
October 6th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
too funny.