I was supposed to have published an articled entitled “Cthulianity” today but I got busy and it didn’t happen. So to the few who that promise was made I bring you via twitter Fake Pastor Mark [Driscoll].

Its funny cause its about 3/4 true. A sampling:

Only fought 5 guys on the way home after service last night. Then baptized them

Good thing people are getting saved in Seattle. Plan B to equal out the dogs-to-christians ratio was not as pleasant.

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